from the mouths of babes....

ME: Oh my God! Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina Primary! Now I have to deal with another month or two of hearing that hypocrite on TV!
Kai: Newt Gingrich..what...Dad?
Me: Kai! Don't get me started!
Kai: .....Dad?
Me: Yeah Kai...
Kai: Isn't a Newt a kind of lizard?
Me: Yes.... Yes he is.

21st Century Food Guilt

Me: Kai finish your breakfast.
Kai: ....
Reiko: Kai! do you know, that there are other children in countries with no food. They would love to have a breakfast like yours, but here you sit, Selfish Boy. So Selfish, you could be eating this food, but you just let it sit here. I wish I could send it to a developing country!
Kai: Well, why don't you send it?
Me: WOW!
Them: what?!?
Me: Reiko, you do realize that the "children are starving and you should eat this food guilt trip has been used by mothers since the 1940's or so to get kids to clean their plates, right? And I love the "developing countries" take you added to it. And YOU Kai, "well, why don't you send it?" Like we have teleporters or something to just beam food to Africa or something.
Kai: I didn't say teleporters!
Me: you implied it
Kai: No, we use Amazon!
ME: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kai: the website, not the River!
ME: (((just. completely. dies)))

My son is a total pochemuchka.  (PS.  I wish these were used in a sentence)

My son is a total pochemuchka.  (PS.  I wish these were used in a sentence)

(via ogihci)


Bill Nye the Science Guy doesn’t lie. Niether do I.



This makes me sick, literally.

(via Craziest possible mountain biking video)


(via Milk carton that changes its color to indicate the freshness of its content) so you never have to check with your nose again.

(via Milk carton that changes its color to indicate the freshness of its content) so you never have to check with your nose again.


This is a photograph, not a drawing.

This is a photograph, not a drawing.


This picture is literally the invention of the High Five.

This picture is literally the invention of the High Five.


Doodling in Math: Spirals, Fibonacci, and Being a Plant [1 of 3] (by Vihart)

So incredible.



The Best Thing Steve Jobs ever said.

Steve Jobs’ Vision of the World (by gocarlo)


Don’t forget…

Don’t forget…