May 2012
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April 2012
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MoMA.org | Interactives | Exhibitions | 2008 | Van... →
“Why aren’t you painting?”  Vincent Van Gogh as played by Martin Scorcese in Kurosawa’s “Dreams”
Apr 21st
Apr 7th
Rhetological Fallacies →
Important.
Apr 2nd
Letters of Note: I am very real →
“If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely your own.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut 
Apr 2nd
March 2012
13 posts
Politify | Rethink Democracy →
If you are American, you need to check this out.
Mar 31st
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Super Mario Bros as surrealist art →
I agree.
Mar 18th
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Mar 14th
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Perfection
Waiting in a coffee house, drinking a green tea latte, relaxing in my casual clothes. On the speakers, Wooden Face. Take the Weather with You…
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How Wars Get Started.
Me: Hey...
Friend: Hey, oh... did you hear, we beat Italy yesterday?
Me: WE'RE AT WAR WITH ITALY NOW?!?
Friend: ...in soccer, John. Soccer.
Me: WE PLAY SOCCER NOW!?!?
Mar 3rd
February 2012
9 posts
How much does it cost to build a Death Star? →
Well, more money than you can imagine!
Feb 27th
ZOMBIES, RUN! →
When I jogged in college, friends would joke and say “I only run if something is chasing me.”  I would say “Yes, but I will get away.”  Now there is an app that can prove that.
Feb 19th
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Letters of Note: My muse is not a horse →
Best rejection letter ever written.
Feb 11th
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Feb 6th
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Human wormholes and the Great Span →
Mind officially blown.
Feb 2nd
WatchWatch
good: The GOOD 30-Day Challenge: Become a GOOD Citizen Distilled to its most basic form, GOOD is about the various ways, big and small, people give back to their communities. Our GOOD Challenge for February is to snap you out of the selfish habits into which we all sometimes fall and make you a great citizen—for a month, at first, but hopefully for ever after come March.  Take on the February...
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2012
15 posts
FearLess Revolution - FearLess Blog -... →
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Jan 21st
from the mouths of babes....
ME: Oh my God! Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina Primary! Now I have to deal with another month or two of hearing that hypocrite on TV!
Kai: Newt Gingrich..what...Dad?
Me: Kai! Don't get me started!
Kai: .....Dad?
Me: Yeah Kai...
Kai: Isn't a Newt a kind of lizard?
Me: Yes.... Yes he is.
Jan 21st
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21st Century Food Guilt
Me: Kai finish your breakfast.
Kai: ....
Reiko: Kai! do you know, that there are other children in countries with no food. They would love to have a breakfast like yours, but here you sit, Selfish Boy. So Selfish, you could be eating this food, but you just let it sit here. I wish I could send it to a developing country!
Kai: Well, why don't you send it?
Me: WOW!
Them: what?!?
Me: Reiko, you do realize that the "children are starving and you should eat this food guilt trip has been used by mothers since the 1940's or so to get kids to clean their plates, right? And I love the "developing countries" take you added to it. And YOU Kai, "well, why don't you send it?" Like we have teleporters or something to just beam food to Africa or something.
Kai: I didn't say teleporters!
Me: you implied it
Kai: No, we use Amazon!
ME: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kai: the website, not the River!
ME: (((just. completely. dies)))
Jan 19th
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Jan 7th
WRITING IS THE GREATEST INVENTION | More... →
Short article.  Great read.  Last paragraph is best.
Jan 7th
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Terry Gilliam: On Ideas, Unlearning & Avoiding... →
An interview with Terry Gilliam.  And if you do not know who Terry Gilliam is, do not talk to me.  Just don’t talk to me.  Google it, then pretend you always knew.  Then you can talk to me.  Assuming,of course,you wanted to talk to me in the first place.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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I can't argue with this.
Kai: Hey Dad?
Me: Yeah...
Kai: Why do some dogs have no fur on their belly?
Me: Umm, I'm not really sure, but I have a better question.
Kai: What?
Me: Why do you continue to ask me weird questions like this? I'm your Dad, not your personal encyclopedia.
Kai: Well, you kinda are. You are my funny personal encyclopedia that is more than half right most of the time.
Me: Ok.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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