from the mouths of babes....

ME: Oh my God! Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina Primary! Now I have to deal with another month or two of hearing that hypocrite on TV!
Kai: Newt Gingrich..what...Dad?
Me: Kai! Don't get me started!
Kai: .....Dad?
Me: Yeah Kai...
Kai: Isn't a Newt a kind of lizard?
Me: Yes.... Yes he is.